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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:23
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
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Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...